Ol' faithful
You ever take a shower... a nice, heavenly shower after not showering for a couple days and then you're all clean and you get out and you wrap your head in a turbin and you start q-tipping the ears and then you hear a thunk from behind your navel and your eyes pop open as big as ping pong balls and you stare at yourself with fright in the mirror and you feel that at any second you're going to be lifted off your feet by a geyser of steaming Yoohoo?
Yeah. That fucking sucks.
Lay off the Guinness before bed, kids. Take it from me.
Yeah. That fucking sucks.
Lay off the Guinness before bed, kids. Take it from me.
posted by Hooker at 11:26 AM
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Now, an under-rated, and little-known magical combo that my awesome cousin just recommended to me is drinking the cold beer IN the hot shower.
Maybe it's just a question of synching things up a little differently?
It's magical. At times in the past I've been blessed enough to drink a frosty in the steam while smoking a smoke. It's tricky, but it rules.
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