Free shit
Free is good. We all know this.
Right now I'm sitting in work trying to keep from exploding like Thunder from Big Trouble in Little China.
Remember that shit?
Vultures vultch. It's what we do. Any time clients pick at their sweet ass expensive lunch buffets and then leave the remainder out, we swoop down and grab the leftovers.
I believe a wise old sheep dog named Chrissie Hynde once said "Wasting food is a sin". I agree. Vultch on.
I'm currently brimming with rice, chicken, hummus and pita. If I barfed right now I could feed the citizens of New Delhi for a day. If I pooped they could all hop on, hook it to a tug boat and ride up the Yamuna river.
SO... free stuff is good.
One Saturday every month you can take a tour of Symphony hall in Boston. Free.
The Arnold Arboretum in JP. Free.
Mt. Auburn Cemetary. Free.
World's End in Hingham. Free.
Open studios in various neighborhoods in Boston. Free.
Castle Island. Free.
Qigong with ancient Chinese people in the Commons at 6:30 in the morning. Free if you know any qigong.
What kind of free shit do you like to do?
Right now I'm sitting in work trying to keep from exploding like Thunder from Big Trouble in Little China.
Remember that shit?
Vultures vultch. It's what we do. Any time clients pick at their sweet ass expensive lunch buffets and then leave the remainder out, we swoop down and grab the leftovers.
I believe a wise old sheep dog named Chrissie Hynde once said "Wasting food is a sin". I agree. Vultch on.
I'm currently brimming with rice, chicken, hummus and pita. If I barfed right now I could feed the citizens of New Delhi for a day. If I pooped they could all hop on, hook it to a tug boat and ride up the Yamuna river.
SO... free stuff is good.
One Saturday every month you can take a tour of Symphony hall in Boston. Free.
The Arnold Arboretum in JP. Free.
Mt. Auburn Cemetary. Free.
World's End in Hingham. Free.
Open studios in various neighborhoods in Boston. Free.
Castle Island. Free.
Qigong with ancient Chinese people in the Commons at 6:30 in the morning. Free if you know any qigong.
What kind of free shit do you like to do?
posted by Hooker at 3:04 PM
8 Comments:
hm. nothing, i guess. i'm more of the paid-entertainment variety.
that's probably why I'm broke.
ooh ooh wait!! free hockey tickets from your significant other's workplace!! that's good!
... but then you gotta pay for parking.
Free carwash at Scrub-a-Dub on your birthday.
oh yeah? nice. can i bring a motorcycle?
i think wednesdays at the MFA are free... well, they ask for a donation, but you can get in free. at least this was the case a few years ago.
damn. nice. that's what i'm talking about.
I got a free meal at Tony Roma's on my birthday.
And everyone gets free pop and snack mix on the airplane...
did someone just say free?!!
if you're jewish you can go to israel for free.
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