King of slackasses
I've been slacking on all sorts of shit lately. Though I've gotten files ready to show new paintings on the website, I haven't uploaded them yet. I haven't exercised in a week. I still haven't changed the oil plug on my motorcycle. I have one painting that still isn't done for Christmas (but it will be goddamit). I never blog anymore. Oh and worst of all I haven't bought a single xmas present.
Wait no I did last night.
After watching Christmas Vacation with my mom on Sunday night I ordered her a set of these bad boys.
But like a moron I got them delivered to my house instead.
I'm not making any promises, but I'm going to try to pull my head out of my ass soon.
I wish I had pictures to post on here. I spent Saturday afternoon wearing cowboy boots and a snakeskin thong, drinking recklessly on my friend's backporch, flanked by two brethren; one wearing a pink thong that read "balls deep" on the crotch with matching pink Chuck Taylors; the other wearing a less flashy thong.
Goddam dead batteries.
Wait no I did last night.
After watching Christmas Vacation with my mom on Sunday night I ordered her a set of these bad boys.
But like a moron I got them delivered to my house instead.
I'm not making any promises, but I'm going to try to pull my head out of my ass soon.
I wish I had pictures to post on here. I spent Saturday afternoon wearing cowboy boots and a snakeskin thong, drinking recklessly on my friend's backporch, flanked by two brethren; one wearing a pink thong that read "balls deep" on the crotch with matching pink Chuck Taylors; the other wearing a less flashy thong.
Goddam dead batteries.
posted by Hooker at 3:25 PM
6 Comments:
You telling me there aren't any convenience stores in NC? That's not very convenient.
oh there are many.
and the ALL sell beer. but no Polar seltzer water that i love so much.
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polar seltzer is so good.
cranberry-lime.
yes.
i went to school in MD, and they didn't sell it there either. well,not widespread like here. sad.
the pomegranate is where it's at.
i bought a case of these on monday. I have three left. and it's only Thursday.
those are amazing. adam and i were talking about buying some of those when we watched CV last week. now i know where to get them!
vanilla, pomegranate, limerasp, lime, i love them all. first night i was in NC i stopped at a convenience store and had to settle for a perrier. which was completely flat.
thanks.
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