Wednesday, December 20, 2006

King of slackasses

I've been slacking on all sorts of shit lately. Though I've gotten files ready to show new paintings on the website, I haven't uploaded them yet. I haven't exercised in a week. I still haven't changed the oil plug on my motorcycle. I have one painting that still isn't done for Christmas (but it will be goddamit). I never blog anymore. Oh and worst of all I haven't bought a single xmas present.

Wait no I did last night.

After watching Christmas Vacation with my mom on Sunday night I ordered her a set of these bad boys.

But like a moron I got them delivered to my house instead.

I'm not making any promises, but I'm going to try to pull my head out of my ass soon.

I wish I had pictures to post on here. I spent Saturday afternoon wearing cowboy boots and a snakeskin thong, drinking recklessly on my friend's backporch, flanked by two brethren; one wearing a pink thong that read "balls deep" on the crotch with matching pink Chuck Taylors; the other wearing a less flashy thong.

Goddam dead batteries.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Jenny said...

You telling me there aren't any convenience stores in NC? That's not very convenient.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Hooker said...

oh there are many.

and the ALL sell beer. but no Polar seltzer water that i love so much.

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2:09 AM  
Anonymous jayniek said...

polar seltzer is so good.
cranberry-lime.
yes.

i went to school in MD, and they didn't sell it there either. well,not widespread like here. sad.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

the pomegranate is where it's at.

i bought a case of these on monday. I have three left. and it's only Thursday.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

those are amazing. adam and i were talking about buying some of those when we watched CV last week. now i know where to get them!

11:48 AM  
Blogger Hooker said...

vanilla, pomegranate, limerasp, lime, i love them all. first night i was in NC i stopped at a convenience store and had to settle for a perrier. which was completely flat.

thanks.

12:01 PM  

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