Jesus found in dog's butthole

Angus MacDougall is a three-year-old terrier mix that has recently been blessed with the revered and holy image of Jesus Christ on his hindquarters. Is this manifestation of The Prince of Peace a coincidence or a bona fide miracle? One thing is for certain, this apparition of the Son of God is sure to inspire controversy. Not much if any true scientific or theological inquiry has been made into the nature of this sign to date, but "seeing is believing" as little Angus' terrier-tush is obviously marked by the likeness of Christ.


So here's my spin on this amazing anal miracle:

picture jesus at the last supper:

Jesus: "waiter? yeah could i have another bowl of chocolate mousse?"

Judas: JC, you've had four bowl of mousse already. you sure you want to eat another?

Jesus: dude, calm down. this chocolate mousse is the nectar of my dad.

Judas: alright, man. just saying.

then jesus eats the fifth bowl of mousse

Jesus: oh man. i don't feel good. aw shit i'm gonna puke.

then he pukes.

and that's i'd picture every time that dog takes a shit.